Grumpier Old Men, the web site for Grumpy Old Men

"I don't believe it!" Victor M

Grumpier Old Men Shopping Catalogue
And just to make life less tolerable a shopping site of exclusive, individual, high quality "GOM Gifts" that are not made from recycled materials, that will not biodegrade - Grumpy gifts that are not at all politically correct, not even vaguely - for the not so old Grumpy Old Men in our lives. Grumpy Old Men who seem to find the rigors of life not so rigorous, just bloody annoying and so deeply frustrating.

Click images for a full suite of GOM products in each product range

Cards & Stationery	Wines & Spirits	Bath Oils
Grumpy birthday card £1.50	Old McWankers Scotch whisky £15.99	Bugger off bath oil £2.50
Tempers Fugit	Rat arsed	Bugger Off

Wines & Spirits	Booke Shoppe	Wines & Spirits
Upshit Creek Chardonnay £8.99	Pains in Public by Andrew Holmes £7.99	Piss Pour Port £12.99
Rat arsed		Rat arsed

GOM Novelties	Preserves	GOM Novelties
The Grump Cook Mug £5.99	Dragons breath mustard £1.95	Grumpy car sticker £1.50
and Jokey things	Gone to Seed	and Jokey things

Wines & Spirits	Booke Shoppe	GOM Hampers
Selection of wines and/or spirits	Pains on Trains by Andrew Holmes £7.99	The grumpy old gits hamper £30.00
Rat arsed

Grumpier Old Men Forum
In addition to these exclusive non pc Grumpy gifts we also have the ultimate place for those Grumpies to Get it Off Their Chest and unload the days baggage of life, that baggage that is so. ... infuriating..... Join in with the "GOM Forum" with like minded GOM or GOW to share a moan.. or have a groan.

Get it off your chest
in the Grumpy Forum or take a look at our Grumpy Gifts:

Gifts of the Week

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