"I don't believe it!"   Victor M
Grumpier Old Men Shopping Catalogue
And just to make life less tolerable a shopping site of exclusive, individual, high quality "GOM Gifts" that are not made from recycled materials, that will not biodegrade - Grumpy gifts that are not at all politically correct, not even vaguely - for the not so old Grumpy Old Men in our lives. Grumpy Old Men who seem to find the rigors of life not so rigorous, just bloody annoying and so deeply frustrating.
 
Click images for a full suite of GOM products in each product range
 
Cards & Stationery Wines & Spirits Bath Oils

Grumpy birthday card
£1.50

Old McWankers Scotch whisky
£15.99

Bugger off bath oil
£2.50
Tempers Fugit Rat arsed Bugger Off
 
Wines & Spirits Booke Shoppe Wines & Spirits

Upshit Creek Chardonnay
£8.99

Pains in Public by Andrew Holmes
£7.99

Piss Pour Port
£12.99
Rat arsed Rat arsed
 
GOM Novelties Preserves GOM Novelties

The Grump Cook Mug
£5.99

Dragons breath mustard
£1.95

Grumpy car sticker
£1.50
and Jokey things Gone to Seed and Jokey things
 
Wines & Spirits Booke Shoppe GOM Hampers

Selection of wines and/or spirits

Pains on Trains by Andrew Holmes
£7.99

The grumpy old gits hamper
£30.00
Rat arsed
 
Grumpier Old Men Forum
In addition to these exclusive non pc Grumpy gifts we also have the ultimate place for those Grumpies to Get it Off Their Chest and unload the days baggage of life, that baggage that is so. ... infuriating..... Join in with the "GOM Forum" with like minded GOM or GOW to share a moan.. or have a groan.
Get it off your chest
in the Grumpy Forum or take a look at our Grumpy Gifts:
Gifts of the Week
...but...
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