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Post by magog »

Subject: Little Johnny

Norman and Barry got married in California...

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to
Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married
night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up
and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to
go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are
up yet.
She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think...

I gave him my airplane glue.'
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Blaise Pascal
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