A man was was unable to log into his online banking account so he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional characters."
"Sorry, that password is already in use"
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
A woman doesn't want a man's opinion, they just want to hear their own opinion repeated back to them in a deeper voice.