Grumpier Old Men

As previously announced, Jethro’s winner for Caption Competition #462 was Guitarplayingoldgit for the following caption:

'And this is how the non-nuclear deterrent works, Jeremy..............'

I would be grateful therefore if Guitarplayingoldgit could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke who seems fond of water.

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If you want to know someone's academic achievements, look at their qualifications.
If you want to know how much common sense they have, make them load a dishwasher.

Hmm... na too cold.

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I'd rather be a homo than marry Cherie Blair or Diane Abacus

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Last night I held a little hand, it made my sad heart sing, it was the loveliest hand I've ever held; four aces and a king. (Benny Hill)

Bunch of guys:

"We told you not to mention f*****g Brexit again you miserable bastard."

Matthew Mark Luke John, at times you can be rite bastards...

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I'd rather be a homo than marry Cherie Blair or Diane Abacus

As I am away tomorrow for a few days, I reckon Crumpy Gunts caption to be the best.

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The problem with socialists is that they soon run out of other peoples money.

I commend you sir on making what must have been a difficult decision to make given the sheer volume of entries!

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I suppose Jesus loves Jeremy Corblimey plus the newt, his fuckbuddy and a few acolytes. The rest of us think they are utter twats.