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In line with Boundah's admirable suggestion thus:
boundah wrote:Why not have a thread tucked away somewhere simply called 'Photos' and refer to it at the start of each CC thread? I often trip across something I think might be suitable for a CC and could do with an easy way of submitting it for consideration.
Photos placed in this thread will be considered for use in weekly Caption Competitions.

My MO for selecting suitable photos is that they ideally contain 2+ individuals and preferably be topical. So long as I can think of 2/3 funny captions myself I'm normally happy.
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One for you!

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Not the newest, but potential CC material
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:So long as I can think of 2/3 funny captions myself I'm normally happy.
That explains an awful lot, Crumpers :wink:
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I have to confess.. I am happier when Crumpster tells us who the bods are.. I didnt used to join in sometimes just because i didnt know who they were.. and i had some fab captions too.
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This might provoke a few responses

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Topical if nothing else:

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Can't see how to upload any pictures....
Directions how to do so would be helpful for the less I.T. literate amongst GOM members! :oops:
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Directions how to do so would be helpful

see this link in the FAQ as a start point. The key though is the [IMG] icon at the top of the posting screen.

When you click it this weird text appears:

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[img][/img]
(well except ignore the code bit, that has to go in here so I can show you the weird text).

Now find your image and right click on it. That should bring up a menu with properties at the bottom. Click on properties and a box appears. In the middle of that box appears the Address of the image. Highlight that and copy it.

Still with me?

Now go back to your

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[img][/img]
and paste the aforesaid copied address slap back in the middle betwixt the ][

That should be it.

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Does the image have to be on the internet or can it be one you have stored in your pictures?
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