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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:44 pm 
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As previously announced, Whinge Commander’s winner for Caption Competition #461 was Jethro for the following caption:

'Nicola Sturgeon takes off her disguise on a drunken night out, to reveal the real Jimmy Cranky.'.

I would be grateful therefore if Jethro could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke and a jet.

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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
As previously announced, Whinge Commander’s winner for Caption Competition #461 was Jethro for the following caption:

'Nicola Sturgeon takes off her disguise on a drunken night out, to reveal the real Jimmy Cranky.'.

I would be grateful therefore if Jethro could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke and a jet.

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'And this is how the non-nuclear deterrent works, Jeremy..............'

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:27 pm 
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Jethro has advised me that his winner is Guitarplayingoldgit for the following caption:

'And this is how the non-nuclear deterrent works, Jeremy..............'

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