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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:13 pm 
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As previously announced, Rob’s worthy winner (I think so also) for Caption Competition #455 was crutch for the following caption:

He asked if he could put up a green arse, I thought it was his London accent...

I would be grateful therefore if crutch could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke whose face I seem to recognise (but I can’t recall his name) shaking hands in a fashion with a skeleton.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:17 pm 
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
As previously announced, Rob’s worthy winner (I think so also) for Caption Competition #455 was crutch for the following caption:

He asked if he could put up a green arse, I thought it was his London accent...

I would be grateful therefore if crutch could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke whose face I seem to recognise (but I can’t recall his name) shaking hands in a fashion with a skeleton.

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Diane Abbott's bin man always thought that it was a stupid idea for her to take in a refugee and then feed him on leftovers from her plate.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:45 pm 
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Sadly , compensation had come a tad late for the BT customer who had gamely hung on the phone the longest; but at least his business was important to them.

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Skeleton: '...and you thought that Jeremy Corbyn was the only one with a steel rod up his arse'.

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Francis Bacon wrote:
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Diane Abbott's bin man always thought that it was a stupid idea for her to take in a refugee and then feed him on leftovers from her plate.


Congratulations Bacon old bean. My winner this month

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Francis Bacon wrote:
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Diane Abbott's bin man always thought that it was a stupid idea for her to take in a refugee and then feed him on leftovers from her plate.


Congratulations Bacon old bean. My winner this month


Thank you. Louise Redknapp will deliver a Christmas cracker in person.

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