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by crutch
Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:59 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: from a sh1t hole to...
Replies: 10
Views: 577

from a sh1t hole to...

they are suitable to house our soldiers, those brave young men who protect us while we sleep. but not good enough for a bunch of illegals who came here from some shit hole. FFS https://web.whatsapp.com/send?text=http%3a%2f%2fa.msn.com%2f01%2fen-gb%2fAAKFJ8L%3focid%3dsw" onclick="window.ope...
by crutch
Thu May 20, 2021 3:42 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Will you ever fly again?
Replies: 12
Views: 530

Re: Will you ever fly again?

I hope ill never be persuaded to fly anywhere again. all the sh1t we go through at the airport just put me in a bad mood for the next couple of weeks. the thought of the journey put me in a bad mood for a minimum of three weeks before hand, so its at least a month of hell.

Flying! Feckit.
by crutch
Thu May 20, 2021 6:31 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: bags of sugar
Replies: 3
Views: 337

bags of sugar

have any of you grumpy old gits ever managed to open a bag of sugar without getting it all over the feckin place? :evil:
by crutch
Thu May 20, 2021 6:27 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: yeah no
Replies: 11
Views: 573

Re: yeah no

old git wrote:I know what you mean. It is so annoying.

My pet hate is the way many youngsters persist in saying "like" at every opportunity.
My pet hates having things stuck up its arse :shock:
by crutch
Mon May 17, 2021 11:42 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Not a Smith or a Jones among them
Replies: 9
Views: 547

Re: Not a Smith or a Jones among them

Its not unusual for the victim to be stoned to death for having sex outside of wedlock
by crutch
Mon May 17, 2021 11:36 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: yeah no
Replies: 11
Views: 573

yeah no

Its getting on my tits, after a question is put to most people on the wireless the they respond.
Yeah No. occasionally its Yeah no yeah.
is it getting to me? Yeah
by crutch
Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:58 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: IKEA
Replies: 11
Views: 1079

Re: IKEA

never been, never will
by crutch
Sat Feb 20, 2021 7:50 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: I don't give a shot
Replies: 21
Views: 1294

I don't give a shot

Every time I switch on the wireless news I hear of the "black and ethnic minority" refusing to get the covid jab, often for religious reasons. Its getting on my tits listening to religious leaders being interviewed, talking about mixed messages from the government and the like. Why should ...
by crutch
Mon Dec 28, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Sir Tony Blair
Replies: 7
Views: 942

Re: Sir Tony Blair

I wouldn't give him the skin of my sh1t
by crutch
Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:43 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Ive lost my faith
Replies: 112
Views: 7398

Re: Ive lost my faith

Feck, to think i first posted this eight years ago! just to let you know that my views have not changed, after reading books by Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and others its all become so obvious. I was brought believe in god without question. I was well into my fifties before i r...
by crutch
Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:22 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Ive lost my faith
Replies: 112
Views: 7398

Re: Ive lost my faith

People aren't scared of death, they are all scared of dying. Religion is for helping them through those last two or three minutes. I would like to think there is life after death, or reincarnation. But if I find out there isn't - its too late. Reincarnation :roll: who the feck wants to come back as...
by crutch
Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Clap for.....
Replies: 10
Views: 2534

Clap for.....

what the feck. to commemorate 75 years of this, 15th anniversary of that, light a candle for International foreskin day, Its all been boiling my urine for some time. what next, stick your finger up your arse in support for..... "to donate just £10.00 please text FECK OFF to ----------

NO....
by crutch
Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:34 am
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Potatoes
Replies: 19
Views: 4519

Re: Potatoes

Hi T, like yourself I've been doing most of the cooking since we got married 39 years despite herself being a great cook (when she puts her mind to it) Ive been eating Pembrokeshire new potatoes grown in my own garden for the passed 3 weeks all far too nice to be chipped, however after boiling and c...
by crutch
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:20 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Spring watch
Replies: 1
Views: 865

Spring watch

Quite educational, I like it in small doses. just watched a recording of what I think was the first episode. The presenter, Chris someone was talking to his usual co-presenter, that thin blond piece. who apparently lives in South Africa :? What's the feckin point in flying some tart all the way to t...
by crutch
Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Grump of the Moment
Topic: Black lives matter
Replies: 98
Views: 16330

Re: Black lives matter

Its sickening to listen to the celebs all desperate to get back on the box voice their opinions.

would they be as keen to support Mr Floyd had they been the victim of some of the many crimes good old George had committed?